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Here at Minions, we provide strategic staffing solutions for all of your evil needs. All of our highly trained cronies and underlings are professionals with training in such areas as law and evil math. Qualifications run from dentistry to small doomsday device repair. We are leaders in providing successful staffing solutions to evil empires, terrorist organizations, and amoral corporations the world over. There is no group more highly valued as a resource for assisting evil organizations with staffing needs than Minions. No matter your location, time period, or genre we have minions who are prepared to work for you.
Francis is an educated and capable member of the Minions team. Amongst his many degrees are those in politics, law, and evil math. Francis is a highly trained and qualified minion who is prepared to bring those skills to your evil horde.
Francis demonstrates initiative and follows through on all evil masterplans with a great deal of skill. Solidly built, Francis represents the finest we have to offer in thugs and miscreants.
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Cedric is a model employee who will show mindless loyalty to both your evil organization and your brand. Available at a discounted rate, this lackey has demonstrated exceptional skill at toadying and mindless subservience.
His resume is stacked with a variety of job descriptions including brainless barbarian and member of a zombie horde.
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Louise is a skilled villain, assassin, torturer and slave driver. She has recently completed the MVA (Masters of Villainous Administration) and has worked as henchman for such illustrious evil masterminds as Our Dread Lord and Master Darthac the Sorcerer and Morag the Galactic Overlord.
Motivated and driven, Louise is prepared to kill, whip, and maim anybody who gets in her way. And yes, like all female henchpersons, Louise is more than prepared to slip into that slinky uniform for your titillating pleasure.
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